Popular Post Bezzers Posted November 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2022 (edited) [Redacted] had a problem. No matter how you looked at it, he had a problem. It all stemmed from those pesky D class personnel members. You offer someone the chance to live out their life sentence in employment, making the world safer, and what do they do? They go and die easily. All those hardened criminals, for all their talk, are far too squishy. Too many of the… assets… enjoyed using blood to paint walls. Indeed, [Redacted] had a problem. He couldn't get the tests he wanted done without excessive loss of life, and casualties were seeping into the agent pool at this point, which wasn't acceptable. What could he do? With a quick bit of super secret, totally not Google incognito browsing, he hit the jackpot. "Hello dearies, here at MomCorp we understand the problems of everyday people…" [Redacted] smiled a terrifying smile. Now this was going to be fun… ~~ Totally Above Ground Robotics Agreement This is an agreement between Name Withheld (NW) and Mom's Friendly Robot Company (MFR). Article 1: Borrow our lawyers Name Withheld agrees that while Mom's Friendly Robot Company produces robots for them, they will have full access to the NW lawyers, as well as military, political and any other needed support during the term of their agreement. NW agrees to shield MFR with the appropriate level of protection as and when it is required. Article 2: Wikihow- How do you support people that don't officially exist? On account of the fact that NW doesn't exist in any government record, the signatories agree that the aforementioned protections do not extend the other way, and MFR is under no obligation to provide such supports to NW. Article 3: Speed Dial Option (0)5 The signatories agree that information useful to both parties should be shared with one another in a timely fashion, through the appropriate channels. Both parties agree to discuss sensitive issues privately and to not expose any private information publicly. Article 4: More standard contracts NW acknowledges that MFR has obligations to other parties outside of this agreement, but reserves the right to assess obligations to chain in to support MFR due to a third party on a case by case basis. Article 5: Get the black ink Should either party desire to end the protection agreement, the signatories agree that a minimum of 72 hours notice should be given in private, in order to take stock of how much black ink they're going to need to wipe one another from their records. ~~ Signed for Name Withheld: Redacted 05-0: The resurrected 05-1: The Pilot 05-2: The Spaceman 05-3: Nine-tails 05-4: The Dreamer Signed for Mom's Friendly Robot Company: Tl;dr- Hahahaha there’s nothing here, you thought! Edited November 3, 2022 by Bezzers redacted 14 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Well good luck in this affair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SOUP CAT Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, Bezzers said: Hello dearies, we here at moms friendly Robot company are excited for this hopefully long and fruitful relationship !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Good news everyone! Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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