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welcome back to the greatest fútbol podcast of all time! in this episode franca talks all things fandom from the intensity of the southern cone to the dichotomy of superiority/inferiority complexes of USian fans.

EARTHQUAKES IN NEW JERSEY and we don’t mean the MLS team! after recovering from being literally shooketh franca walks us through some world cup history in the engaging and provocative way only she can! This episode covers the first ever world cup to 1978 in argentina, ubiquitous uruguayan supremacy, fifa corruptions and liberal hypocrisy.

we are BACK after a full week of government-sponsored censorship (aka technical issues) and franca is ready to spill all the tea that the fbi and nato and joe biden don’t want you to hear! franca dives into why friendlies are unnecessary cash grabs, her thoughts on the recent statement made by our ghanaian basque king iñaki williams, and how france keeps racism-ing against muslims.

this episode was full of goss and thirst but unfortunately due to major technical difficulties is now lost to time and space! what do you think franca was going to spill?

it’s a special birthday episode! franca discusses birthday vibes, the actual importance of champions league and how to just enjoy things. later on, messi dribbles over a dead body, franca explains her MLS fish hook theory, and discusses how there can only be one ginormous ugly ass robot-looking blonde nordic dude successfully playing in manchester.

do not come for the state of new jersey!!! in this episode franca talks excitedly about 2026 world cup stadium selections (despite the tournament taking place in her least favorite country) and all the memes about east rutherford. stay tuned for franca’s most unhinged takes coming true…don’t believe the rumors unless they’re coming from the real francamente podcast! plus - arsenal/liverpool talk and an afcon roundup!